i love being in people’s dreams
well unless i get killed or something
Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed
tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
Young Ry showing us the hottest way of being angry / confused.
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear
PLAYFUL LIPS MADE FROM YARN [falls down onto knees] THAT FRAGILE CAPICORN [cries] UNRAVELED WORDS LIKE MOTHS UPON OLD SCARVES [stumbles over words] I KNOW THE WORLDS A BROKEN BONE [SOBS] BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME